May 2013
96 posts
Tumblr Gets Deep
feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:
vitriolic-crusader:
firecertainthings:
kiss-my-aspergers:
viralthesoldier:
toothyalcyone:
This is my fav post on tumblr
OH MY GOD THEY UPDATED IT
This. This is why I joined Tumblr.
Sometimes I remember this is a Thing that Exists.
The fucking whale one got me
phleps:
it’s not you, it’s your theme
Connor: *Telling a story*
Me: Have you been drinking?
Connor: Maybe, but that's besides the fact.
FUCKING SKYRIM
FUCKING DRAGONS
GET AWAAAAAYYYYYY FROMMMM MEEEEE
theemptyholmes:
theemptyholmes:
theemptyholmes:
If you ever think your life is bad just remember that when my sister was born my mum threw up on her
She knows
She’s still pissed off at me and blame all of you
folie-a-tout:
heyaeya:
dameofspace:
pandyssian:
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY...
misscatthief:
god bless the people who upload tv shows to the internet
Why do I scar so easily?
whorville:
It’s not gay if its on the moon
poopflow:
ah yes i have finally found it
the g spot
pastelbat:
The only dates i get are updates
burgrs:
she wears short skirts I wear the skin of all those who dare defy me
shsl-chef:
dreaming-of-just-you:
shsl-chef:
a-felicia-named-goat:
shsl-chef:
when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti
what is this even supposed to mean
thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti
why can’t you spell.
im 2 busy gettin laid
familyfriendlyurl:
coolscar:
familyfriendlyurl:
why do all superheroes have their names end with man. batman. superman. wonder woman.
captain americaman. hulkman. black widowman. the flashman
wow, i dont even remember these guys, but just more proof, reblogging so everybody can see this
endthymes:
“does anyone else-” yes
“am i the only one who-” no
“is it weird that i-” probably not
nvght:
but mUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUum
gentlemancrow:
Yes hello I have tried out adulthood and I have found it’s not really working out for me is it possible to get a refund
metallikato:
generallegendary:
metallikato:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
harder
better
faster
stronger
You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
muffinmachine:
My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police
rushingadrenaline:
sleeping comes so naturally to me like i could do it with my eyes closed tbh
taeomi:
if i post things that you don’t like and you still follow me
i hope you find $20 on the ground today
theyellowbrickroad:
shiny-things-are-pretty:
saythattomyfaceidareyou:
that-wouldbeme:
the-worst-url:
theyellowbrickroad:
who has the worst url on tumblr.com
that would be me
say that to my face i dare you
you wanna go
This post gets better each time u see it
no it doesnt trust me
themongooseandthesnake:
“yeah im a lesbian trapped inside a man’s body” the cishet male laughs as he highfives one of his dudebros. suddenly he gives off a look of pure terror and a piercing shriek as his skin is ripped apart, much to the horror of his crew. his skin falls to the floor and a woman is left standing where he once was. “FINALLY” she roars, kicking one of the dudebros in the dick...
themagiccane:
Never be ashamed of the fashion style you like Never be ashamed of the type of music you like Never be ashamed of the TV shows you watch Never be ashamed of the movies you like Never be ashamed of what you draw Never be ashamed of what books you like Never be ashamed of your ships Never be ashamed of being you
people: so what kind of music do you like?
me: ugh it's not that simple
